What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet?.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?.
We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.
What do you call an excitable small black insect that used to work for a multi national transportation company?.
An exuberant ex-uber ant.
What is the gassiest insect?.
A flatul ant!
Who are the bookkeepers of the insect world?.
What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common?.
Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?.
Dear Sir or Madam,Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.Sincerely,The Internet Provider