Two guys are playing a round of golf

Two guys are playing a round of golf.

They’re on the green of one hole just over a hill when they hear a crack from the fairway behind them. A ball sails over the ridge and lands near the two golfers. One says to the other, “Hey I’ve got an idea. Let’s put the ball in the hole and give the guy a hole in one.” So they take the b... read more

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Two guys are playing a round of golf.

Two guys are playing a round of golf.

They're on the green of one hole just over a hill when they hear a crack from the fairway behind them. A ball sails over the ridge and lands near the two golfers. One says to the other,

Hey I've got an idea. Let's put the ball in the hole and give the guy a hole in one.

So they take the ball and put it in the hole. Minutes later a guy comes running over the ridge and asks if the guys had seen where his ball went.

One guy replies,

Yes it came right over the ridge, bounced once, and went right in the hole!

Great! the guy says, That gives me a 9!

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Two guys are playing a round of golf.

Two guys are playing a round of golf.

all and put it in the hole. Minutes later a guy comes running over the ridge and asks if the guys had seen where his ball went.

One guy replies,

“Yes it came right over the ridge, bounced once, and went right in the hole!”

“Great!” the guy says, “That gives me a 9!”

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Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf.

Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf.

Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the water trap but still lands in the water. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.

The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it lands in the water a fish jumps out of the water and catches the ball in his mouth, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws, then the eagle flies over the green and is hit by a sudden bolt lightning and the eagle drops the fish.

When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of his mouth and rolls in for a hole in one.

Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around we won't bring you next time!"

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A man goes golfing.

A man goes golfing.

And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!

This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.

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A golfer hits a ball off the fairway...

A golfer hits a ball off the fairway...

On the seventh hole, a golfer hits a ball off the fairway and it lands in a big field of flowers. He figures it's a playable lie, so he's winding up for a shot and he hears a voice behind him say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups."The golfer turns around and he sees a woman in a flowing robe... read more

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A man goes golfing.

A man goes golfing.

And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through! This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one... read more

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