Deer Hunter

Deer Hunter.

A hunter was stalking a deer on the ridge across from him when he noticed the deer was somewhat wobbly and seemed to be squinting. Looking carefully through his rifle scope, he soon realized that the big buck was standing in the middle of a patch of marijuana, happily chewing away. Taking careful ... read more

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Deer Hunter.

Deer Hunter.

A hunter was stalking a deer on the ridge across from him when he noticed the deer was somewhat wobbly and seemed to be squinting. Looking carefully through his rifle scope, he soon realized that the big buck was standing in the middle of a patch of marijuana, happily chewing away. Taking careful aim, he successfully downed the deer with a perfect shot. Unfortunately, it took him the rest of the day to navigate the rocky ravine and get across to his prize. By the time he got there, two vultures had started to work on the carcass, but due to the effects of the cannabis-tainted meat, they were high as kites. So, apparently.....he stoned two birds with one kill.

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A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck.

A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck.

A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truckA farmer passes by and says, "Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine."The hunter says, "No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it's mine."The farmer says, "Ok Ok...we'll settle this the old way.""The ol... read more

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r, "it's a fucking dick!"

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A hunter shot a deer which ran into someone else's farmyard.

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gives up.” The hunter sees that this is the only way to get his deer, so agrees. The farmer says: “OK, I go first.” He kicks the hunter solidly in the balls. The hunter rolls in agony on the dirt for about 6 minutes and is finally able to struggle to his feet. He says: “Looks like it’s my turn.” The farmer says: “You can take the deer.”

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Deer Hunter.

Deer Hunter.

aim, he successfully downed the deer with a perfect shot. Unfortunately, it took him the rest of the day to navigate the rocky ravine and get across to his prize. By the time he got there, two vultures had started to work on the carcass, but due to the effects of the cannabis-tainted meat, they were high as kites. So, apparently.....he stoned two birds with one kill.

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