Something's Not Kosher Here

Something's Not Kosher Here.

Back in the cowboy days, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days. And then they saw an old Rabbi sitting beneath a tree.The leader rushed to him and said, "We're lost and running out of food. Is there someplace ahead where we can get food?"... read more

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