3 Nuns

3 Nuns.

Are lost in the desert. Exhaustion, thirst and hunger are setting in. Out of supplies and options, Sister Mary prays to the Lord.The Lord replies "March on my children, over the next ridge you will find a gift, when you have found it pray again."Sure enough over the next ridge is an ... read more

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