These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting

These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.

Well, their hunt took them two or three ridges from home and before they knew it they had gotten themselves good and lost. After spending half the day trying to figure out which way was home, Levi, being the brighter of the two, says to his hunting companion, "Cleetus, I seem to recollect that if a ... read more

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These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.

These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.

feller finds hisself lost in the woods, he should sit still and fire three times into the air and folks will know he's lost and come and fetch him out of the woods." Well, Cleetus thought that was a good idea, so they found a spot to sit down and Levi fired three times into the air. They waited a spell and nobody showed up, so Levi fired three more times. This pattern continued for several hours, till after a while a concerned frown furrowed Levi's brow. "Cleetus, I surely do hope that someone shows up fairly soon. I've nearly run out of arrows."

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Best hunting trip ever.

Best hunting trip ever.

Leroy, Clem and Earl were spending a long weekend deer hunting. They got far out into the woods and had a disagreement about where they would hunt. Finally Leroy tells Clem and Earl, "Well I got a cabin over yonder on that ridge so why don't you guys go where you want, I'll stay around my cabin and ... read more

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How many brexitiers does it take to replace a light bulb?.

How many brexitiers does it take to replace a light bulb?.

Two. One to promise a brighter future and one to screw it up.

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Two guys are playing a round of golf.

Two guys are playing a round of golf.

They’re on the green of one hole just over a hill when they hear a crack from the fairway behind them. A ball sails over the ridge and lands near the two golfers. One says to the other, “Hey I’ve got an idea. Let’s put the ball in the hole and give the guy a hole in one.” So they take the b... read more

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Two bulls.

Two bulls.

arely moved.

He runs back up. "Hey", he says, "don't you want to run down and fuck some of the cows?"

"No," responds the older bull, "I want to *walk* down, and fuck *all* of the cows."

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Two guys are playing a round of golf.

Two guys are playing a round of golf.

all and put it in the hole. Minutes later a guy comes running over the ridge and asks if the guys had seen where his ball went.

One guy replies,

“Yes it came right over the ridge, bounced once, and went right in the hole!”

“Great!” the guy says, “That gives me a 9!”

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