A Russian platoon is hiking through the wood..

A Russian platoon is hiking through the wood...

...when suddenly the point man drops dead from a bullet through his head. The Commander orders the platoon to halt and take cover, when they hear a voice echo through the forest from behind a nearby ridge."1 Finnish sniper is worth 5 Russian soldiers!"Stunned by this ridiculous claim... read more

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A Russian platoon is hiking through the wood...

A Russian platoon is hiking through the wood...

, the Russian Commander orders 5 men to go over the ridge and kill the sniper. They slowly move over the top of the ridge, guns at the ready, when suddenly 5 shots ring out in quick succession.

"1 Finnish sniper is worth 10 Russian soldiers!" The voice calls out again.

Enraged at the loss of his men and this further insult, the Commander sends 10 men over the ridge this time to put an end to this arrogant sniper. The men head over the ridge, and for a few moments, there is silence. Then, 10 shots, 1 after the other. The only other sound is the men screaming as they die.

"1 Finnish sniper is worth an entire Russian Platoon of soldiers!" The voice says once more.

Furious, the Commander sends his entire remaining platoon over the ridge, screaming that the Russian army is the best in the world. His men charge over the ridge, firing wildly into the trees. Steadily though, over the next few minutes, the firing stops. Finally, a single Russian soldier clambers back over the ridge, clutching at a bullet wound in his arm.

"Sir! Sir, there isn't just the one! They lied about their numbers!" He cries.

"Well that's obvious! They killed our entire platoon! Tell me how many there are!" Screams the Commander.

"There's two of them!"

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What do you call a Russian sniper?.

What do you call a Russian sniper?.

A Marxman

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Is that you Hans?.

Is that you Hans?.

During World War 1, the British were under heavy sniper fire in the trenches, making advancing through territory very difficult without taking many casualties.So, the British soldiers discussed how to take out the sniper: "How do we make that darn sniper come out of his nest?" Said o... read more

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As a gentleman, I always hold the door open for the ladies and let them go through first.

As a gentleman, I always hold the door open for the ladies and let them go through first.

You never know where there might be a sniper hiding

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Shooting the wife.

Shooting the wife.

An Army Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope for his Gun.Manager takes out one says:''This scope is so good, U can see my house 1 km up on that hill".Sniper looks through the scope laughs :- ''I see a naked man a naked woman in your house''.Manager looks in th... read more

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A Russian Cossack, an American Cowboy, and a Mexican Bandito are sitting on a ridge getting drunk at their camp.

A Russian Cossack, an American Cowboy, and a Mexican Bandito are sitting on a ridge getting drunk at their camp.

After some merriment, the Cossack rises to his feet, throws his bottle of vodka into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots it and says "Ah, we have too much of that in my country anyway." The Bandito looks at the bottle of tequila in his hand, then throws it, pulls his pistol, shoots it out of the air, and says "Ay, we have too much of that in *my* country." The Cowboy then stands up, shoves the Bandito off the edge of the ridge, and shoots him in the back as he falls. He then turns to the startled Cossack and says...

"Sonuvabitch killed my father."

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