Best hunting trip ever

Best hunting trip ever.

Leroy, Clem and Earl were spending a long weekend deer hunting. They got far out into the woods and had a disagreement about where they would hunt. Finally Leroy tells Clem and Earl, "Well I got a cabin over yonder on that ridge so why don't you guys go where you want, I'll stay around my cabin and ... read more

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, "What ya got there son?" Clem says, "Got me some small game for supper."

The Game Warden grabs Clem's bag, looks inside and sees some possum, squirrel and rabbit. He grabs a possum, sticks his finger up it's ass, sniffs it and says, "This here possum is from Georgia, you got a Georgia huntin' license son?" Clem says, "Yessir" and hands over his Georgia hunting license.

The Game Warden then grabbed a squirrel, stuck a finger up it's ass, sniffs it and says, "This here squirrel is from North Carolina. You got a North Carolina hunting license son?" Clem says, "Yessir" and hands it over.

The Game Warden then grabs a rabbit, sticks a finger in its' butt, sniffs and says, "This here rabbit is from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee huntin' license son?" Clem says, "Yessir" and hands it over. Everything seemed to be in order.

The Game Warden looks at Clem and says, "Where you from son"? Clem turns around, whips his pants down and says, "Why don't you tell me?!"

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r up it's ass, sniffs it the says, "This here possum is from is from Georgia, you got a Georgia hunting license boy?"

Clem pulls out his Georgia license and hands it over. The game warden then grabbed a squirrel out of his bag, sticks a finger up it's ass, sniffs it and say, "This here squirrel is from South Carolina, you got a South Carolina hunting license boy?"

Clem pulls out his South Carolina license and hands it over. The game warden then grabbed the rabbit, stuck his finger up its ass, sniffed it and says, This here rabbit is from North Carolina, you got a North Carolina hunting license boy?"

Clem pulls out his North Carolina hunting license and hands it over. The game warden is finally satisfied that his paperwork is in order. He gives it all back to Clem and says, "Where are you from boy?"

Clem pulls his pants down, turns around and says, "Why don't you tell me!"

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They are tracking an elk and after a while, Larry, looks up and says, "Earl, do you know where we are?"

"No idea," said Earl, " but I know what to do. If we shoot into the air three times, someone will hear it and come save us. "

With nothing to lose, they shot into the air three times and waited. After several hours, and nobody coming to rescue them, they tried a second time, again to no avail.

It was getting dark, and Earl suggested they try it one last time.

"OK Earl," Larry sighed, " but if this doesn't work, I'm afraid we're on our own. I'm down to my last three arrows."

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