2 Canadians are walking through the snow..

2 Canadians are walking through the snow...

The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says:"Look, a boot"The second one replies:"About what?"

One snowy day, Donald Trump is leaving the White House.

He notices that in a nearby snowbank, someone has urinated a message into the snow: "DIE DONALD!" He grabs his head of security and says, "I demand to know who's responsible for this! Get the Secret Service on it immediately!"A week later, the security chief enters the Oval Office. "Sir,"... read more

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Some numbers were stuck in the snow, when one lost his gloves and boots.

He was a number number.

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”

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I'm a state trooper in Alaska, and I've been called to investigate many cases of moose poaching. Some we solved because of the carelessness of the criminals who have left behind incriminating evidence such as a boot print or, in one memorable case, a wallet complete with the poacher's driver's license. But one culprit, we thought, left no clues at alluntil we saw the clear imprint of his license plate when he backed his vehicle up against a snowbank.