President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies..

President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies...

President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies.The local officials tell his aides that they could return the body to America but to honor the President they offer to bury him there in the Holy Land.The aides confer and tell the official that they will take ... read more

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President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies...

President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies...

President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies.

The local officials tell his aides that they could return the body to America but to honor the President they offer to bury him there in the Holy Land.

The aides confer and tell the official that they will take the body home.

The official asks why they would do that rather than accept the immense gift of burial in the Holy Land.

The aides reply: A long time ago someone was buried here and arose 3 days later. We can't take that chance.

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President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies...

President Trump is in Israel for the Mideast Summit. He gets ill and dies...

the body home.

The official asks why they would do that rather than accept the immense gift of burial in the Holy Land.

The aides reply: “A long time ago someone was buried here and arose 3 days later. We can’t take that chance.”

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How do you maintain your dignity working as an official for President Trump?.

How do you maintain your dignity working as an official for President Trump?.

Acting!

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It's official this government shutdown is now longest ever.

It's official this government shutdown is now longest ever.

I guess president Trump is really best at something

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CNN recently released a new report from one of Trumps closest aides. The unnamed source has disclosed that Trump has been diagnosed with sphincter dysfunction.

CNN recently released a new report from one of Trumps closest aides. The unnamed source has disclosed that Trump has been diagnosed with sphincter dysfunction.

President Trump responded: "the news is fake, but the leaks are real."

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Trump asks his aides how the press has rated his performance yesterday..

Trump asks his aides how the press has rated his performance yesterday..

His assistant opens the newspaper to a headline:A complete ****show!- four stars, mr. President!

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