A man walks into the bar.
w, my family left me and the bank is taking away my home. When I went to their office, they just handed me this stupid urn containing the ashes of the previous mod."
Man: "Oh my God, this is pathetic. If only I could do something..." Suddenly an idea struck him. "Buddy, I've an idea. Just do what I say."
The man asks the bartender for a bottle of Gin, Tequila and Vodka and adds some of each to the urn and shakes it. The mod and the bartender stare at him in absolute horror.
Man: "Drink it."
Mod: "WHAT?! NO!"
Man: "If you drink this everything in your life will get sorted."
The mod reluctantly drinks it. As soon as he finishes the drink he gets a call from his boss. The boss says he transferred the 4 months' pay to the mod's account with a little extra as a fine for late payment. The mod is astonised.
Mod: "How the hell did you even do that?"
Man: "It's simple. Mod earn problems require mod urn solutions." Read More