The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis

The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis.

It was improperly tagged as long.

I wrote a haiku about admins and mods.

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Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar..............

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Haiku for the mods.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?.

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A man walks into the bar.

w, my family left me and the bank is taking away my home. When I went to their office, they just handed me this stupid urn containing the ashes of the previous mod."

Man: "Oh my God, this is pathetic. If only I could do something..." Suddenly an idea struck him. "Buddy, I've an idea. Just do what I say."

The man asks the bartender for a bottle of Gin, Tequila and Vodka and adds some of each to the urn and shakes it. The mod and the bartender stare at him in absolute horror.

Man: "Drink it."

Mod: "WHAT?! NO!"

Man: "If you drink this everything in your life will get sorted."

The mod reluctantly drinks it. As soon as he finishes the drink he gets a call from his boss. The boss says he transferred the 4 months' pay to the mod's account with a little extra as a fine for late payment. The mod is astonised.

Mod: "How the hell did you even do that?"

Man: "It's simple. Mod earn problems require mod urn solutions."

An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra?.

A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.