Trump, Ivanka, Merkel and Macron are sharing a compartment on a train on their way to a summit somewhere in the alps

Trump, Ivanka, Merkel and Macron are sharing a compartment on a train on their way to a summit somewhere in the alps.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, Trump is rubbing his sore, red cheek.Merkel thinks, “I bet that... read more

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Trump, Ivanka, Merkel and Macron are sharing a compartment on a train on their way to a summit somewhere in the alps.

Trump, Ivanka, Merkel and Macron are sharing a compartment on a train on their way to a summit somewhere in the alps.

dirty orange man fondled his daughter and she struck the pervert.”

Ivanka thinks, “Ugh, I bet that my dad was looking to grope me in the dark again, mistook Merkel for me and she slapped him.”

Trump thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman touched up Ivanka in the dark and she slapped me thinking it was me again”

Macron thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that orange twat again.”

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.The brunette thinks "I bet that di... read more

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What's Ivanka Trump's favorite candy?.

What's Ivanka Trump's favorite candy?.

Blow Pop

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Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."He calls ... read more

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I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her.

I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her.

After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too.

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