A man dies and finds himself at the foot of a mountain

A man dies and finds himself at the foot of a mountain.

There is a sign by the mountain that reads ‘Welcome to Mount Olympus. To learn your fate in the afterlife, climb to the top and see the twelve deities.’The man looks up the towering mountain, wondering how he will reach the high summit. As he starts his ascent he sees another man making his ... read more

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3 guys decide to go mountain climbing.

3 guys decide to go mountain climbing.

hat it's a genie's lamp. The man rubs out and *poof* a genie appears.

"Well", said the genie, "since there are 3 of you, you all get one wish, but here's the catch. You have to jump off the mountain for me to grant it."

The first guy decides it's not such a bad deal and jumps off the cliff and yells "eagle!". The man becomes an eagle and soars into the sky.

The second guy decides to jump and yells "hawk!" and flies off to meet up with the eagle.

The third guy runs to the mountain side, but trips on a rock as soon as he jumps.

"Shit!"

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The Island of Trid.

The Island of Trid.

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.Most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would pick them up and k... read more

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How do you add up a mountain?.

How do you add up a mountain?.

You summit.

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Is god Black or white?.

Is god Black or white?.

A black guy and white guy are arguing over whether God isblack or white. They cannot agree and finally decide tofly to Israel, climb the highest mountain and shout thequestion to God. After they arrive and reach the summitof the holiest mountain, the white guy shouts out, "God,wh... read more

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A man wants to be an Eskimo...

A man wants to be an Eskimo...

151 rum, and if you can handle it and maintain all of your faculties, we will know your body and spirit are in harmony.

2) You must climb up the tall mountain and kill the polar bear that resides in the cave at the summit.

3) To show your true love for our race, you must make love to an Eskimo woman of my choosing."

The man thinks for a while, and agrees to complete the challenges. He first drinks the gallon of 151 and it was like nothing ever happened to him. He can talk, walk, and think logically. Next, he ascends the mountain and is not seen for a few hours after entering the cave. The chief breathes a sigh of relief, because he is sure the polar bear killed him, but gets the shock of his life when he sees the man descending the mountain. He is in tatters. His clothes are ripped, he is breathing heavily and sweating profusely, and his hair is pointing in every direction.

He approaches the chief, ready for the third challenge and asks, "Alright, now who is this woman you want me to kill?"

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The story of the Fukawi Indian Tribe.

The story of the Fukawi Indian Tribe.

ire generation of wanderers were born and died, our chief, then very old, led us to top of great mountain. He stood atop mountain summit and faced his people. He looked around. He looked far and wide. He then shouted to the gods,

"We're the Fukawi! We're the Fukawi! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!"

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