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President Macron, Theresa May and Angela Merkel meet for a summit at the North Sea.Gazing over the water, May says, "We have a submarine that can stay underwater for 10 days."  Macron responds, "That's nothing, our submarines can stay underwater for 30 days!"  Merkel looks quite ashamed and ... read more

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Merkel, Putin and Obama are at a conference.

Merkel, Putin and Obama are at a conference.

submarines can stay underwater for almost 2 weeks!"

Not being able to add to the conversation, Merkel just stared around and whistled a humble tune, when suddendly, a submarine emerged just a short distance from the coastline.

In surprise, Obama, Putin and Merkel halted and looked towards the submarine. They were able to see an elderly man climb out of the hatch whom proceeded to shout: " Heil Hitler, we need gasoline!"

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Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a waterfront.

Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a waterfront.

ssian submarines can stay underwater for two months at a time."

Suddenly, there is a big commotion in the water. As Trump, Putin, and Merkel turn their heads, they see a large submarine surfacing. Moments later, the hatch opens, and a man in uniforms pops out and says, "Heil Hitler, is ze war over yet?"

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Trump, Putin and Merkel are standing on the shore.

Trump, Putin and Merkel are standing on the shore.

Trump starts to boast how the new US Submarines can stay underwater for 6 months. Putin chimes in how their new Subs are capable of more than 9. After a short pause they look at Merkel. But she just turns to the sea. A Submarine is slowly emerging. A hatch opens and a man in uniform salutes and ... read more

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Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a beach, arguing over whose Navy is the best.

Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a beach, arguing over whose Navy is the best.

Donald Trump says, The US Navy is the best navy! We have submarines that can stay underwater for a whole year without resupplying!

I've got you beat, Putin replies. Russian submarines can stay underwater for ten years without ever resupplying!

Merkel is about to respond, but she is interrupted by a splashing in the water. Suddenly, a massive iron ship surfaces and a bedraggled man hops out of it.

Heil Hitler! The man says. Which way to Berlin?

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Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air. Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month. Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man y... read more

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Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.

Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.

Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.

Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil Hitler! Is the war over?

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