North Korea

North Korea.

Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they’re bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: “Ivan, jump!” Sobbing, Ivan says: “Mr. Pr... read more

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North Korea.

North Korea.

esident, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home...” Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away. Next, it’s Kim Jong Il's turn. He calls his bodyguard Lee Myung Man and yells: “Lee Myung Man, jump!” Not hesitating for a split second, Lee Myung Man is just about to jump out the window. Putin hugs Lee Myung Man to prevent him from jumping and says: “Are you out of your mind? If you jump out this window, you’ll die! This is the 20th floor!” Nevertheless, Lee Myung Man is still struggling, trying to escape Putin’s embrace and jump out the window: “President Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!”

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Loyal Guards.

Loyal Guards.

Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building. During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."Ivan replied in tears, "Mr.... read more

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Loyal Guards.

Loyal Guards.

President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."

Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.

Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.

Putin grabbed him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!"

Struggling, Lee replied, "Let me go! I have a wife and a son!"

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Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting.

Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting.

They had a delightful conversation, until Putin wanted to show off the loyalty of his men. Putin ordered one of his bodyguards to jump off the window. The bodyguard seemed hesitant, and horrified, he begged for mercy.

"Please sir! I got a wife and kids!"

Putin seemed unsatisfied, but yet he understood since he practically asked the bodyguard to kill himself. Kim looked at Putin with sadistic smirk on his face, and Kim turned to his bodyguard nodded.

Without a second of hesitation, Kim's bodyguard ran into a window and tried to jump off. Putin bodyguard seemed shocked, he rushed to Kim's man and stopped him from jumping off. Then Kim's bodyguard yelled,

"Please sir! I got wife and kids!"

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Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: "Name?"Putin: "Vladimir Putin."Customs Officer: "Nationality?"Putin: "Russian."Customs Officer: "Occupation?"Putin: "No, just visiting."

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Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20-story building.

Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20-story building.

During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.

First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."

Ivan replied in tears, "Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."

Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.

Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.

Putin grabbed him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!"

Struggling, Lee replied, "Let me go! I have a wife and a son!"

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