Trump, Putin and Merkel are taking a walk along the Hamburg harbour..

Trump, Putin and Merkel are taking a walk along the Hamburg harbour...

...during the G20 summit. In an attempt to show off the technology and military strength of his country, Trump brags: "Our submarines are the best. The greatest. They're huge. They can stay underwater for 1 month without surfacing!"Putin just shrugs and grumbles, "Is nothing. Russian submari... read more

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Trump, Putin and Merkel are taking a walk along the Hamburg harbour...

Trump, Putin and Merkel are taking a walk along the Hamburg harbour...

ne technology make for 5 months under water..."

Just as Merkel is about to say her piece on the matter, the three of them are startled by the water next to them bubbling and splashing as they see a big submarine emerge from the depths. With loud squealing the top hatch opens, a man climbs out and shouts: "Heil Hitler, wir brauchen Diesel!"

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Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a waterfront.

Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a waterfront.

ssian submarines can stay underwater for two months at a time."

Suddenly, there is a big commotion in the water. As Trump, Putin, and Merkel turn their heads, they see a large submarine surfacing. Moments later, the hatch opens, and a man in uniforms pops out and says, "Heil Hitler, is ze war over yet?"

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Trump, Putin and Merkel are standing on the shore.

Trump, Putin and Merkel are standing on the shore.

Trump starts to boast how the new US Submarines can stay underwater for 6 months. Putin chimes in how their new Subs are capable of more than 9. After a short pause they look at Merkel. But she just turns to the sea. A Submarine is slowly emerging. A hatch opens and a man in uniform salutes and ... read more

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Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel enter a bar.

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel enter a bar.

Putin: "I'll have a GT."Bartender: "What's a GT?"Putin: "Gin and tonic."Merkel: "I'll have a VC."Bartender: "What's a VC?"Merkel: "Vodka and coke."Trump: "I'll have a 77."Bartender: "What's a 77?"Trump: "16."

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Trump, Putin and Merkel...

Trump, Putin and Merkel...

...take a nice walk along the shore. Putin is boasting: "Russia now has submarine that can stay underwater for two weeks without needing to resurface for fuel! Pretty impressive, eh?" Trump obviously can't leave it at that, so he tells Putin: "America has submarines, and other stuff too, I'... read more

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Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a beach, arguing over whose Navy is the best.

Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a beach, arguing over whose Navy is the best.

Donald Trump says, The US Navy is the best navy! We have submarines that can stay underwater for a whole year without resupplying!

I've got you beat, Putin replies. Russian submarines can stay underwater for ten years without ever resupplying!

Merkel is about to respond, but she is interrupted by a splashing in the water. Suddenly, a massive iron ship surfaces and a bedraggled man hops out of it.

Heil Hitler! The man says. Which way to Berlin?

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