Trump, Putin, and Merkel are walking along a beach, arguing over whose Navy is the best.
Donald Trump says, The US Navy is the best navy! We have submarines that can stay underwater for a whole year without resupplying!
I've got you beat, Putin replies. Russian submarines can stay underwater for ten years without ever resupplying!
Merkel is about to respond, but she is interrupted by a splashing in the water. Suddenly, a massive iron ship surfaces and a bedraggled man hops out of it.
Heil Hitler! The man says. Which way to Berlin? Read More