Tom, John and Peter went for a long-awaited hike together

Tom, John and Peter went for a long-awaited hike together.

After hours spent on hiking up the mountain, they finally reached the summit. Exhausted, they immediately collapsed on the ground, where Tom said,"I've got a surprise for you guys! He immediately took out the most delicious looking food that they ever saw. He then sat a picnic mat down. "This is to ... read more

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Tom, John and Peter went for a long-awaited hike together.

Tom, John and Peter went for a long-awaited hike together.

celebrate our accomplishment together!" Grinning, John took out from his backpack some grade A weed. "Something to make this outing a little more perfect for us!"

Peter, then took out a champagne bottle from his bag. "The trip will be perfect now!" All of them let out a merry laugh and they sat their items down on the picnic mat when Peter exclaimed,"Fuck! I have forgotten to bring a bottle opener."

"You're not going to ruin this perfect trip for us you asshole, go and get it." Tom said.

"But it's a 5 hour hike! You guys are going to finish the food and the weed before I get back."

"We promised we won't."

"Pinky swear?"

"Just go get it you fuck"

Reluctantly, Peter went on his way.

After a day, Peter was not back and the boys were getting hungry and bored. But a promise is a promise.

Another day passed, the boys were so hungry. Tom was about to eat the food but John scolded him wanting to do so. A promise is a promise, he said.

After another excruciating day, they decided they could not wait anymore, the hunger was unbearable. They immediately chomped down on the food. Just then, peter leapt out from behind a rock and screamed." HA! I KNEW IT!"

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