Is god Black or white?

Is god Black or white?.

A black guy and white guy are arguing over whether God isblack or white. They cannot agree and finally decide tofly to Israel, climb the highest mountain and shout thequestion to God. After they arrive and reach the summitof the holiest mountain, the white guy shouts out, "God,wh... read more

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A black man and a white man are arguing about whether God is black or white.

A black man and a white man are arguing about whether God is black or white.

They decided to climb to the top of the tallest mountain and call out to God with the hopes of getting a response.

"God! Are you white or black?"

"I am who I am!" comes a booming response.

"See," says the white guy. "He is white!"

"Why would you assume that?!" asks the black guy. "He could just as easily be black!"

"If he was black, he would say, 'I is who I is."

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A white boy and a black boy are arguing whether god is black or white

A white boy and a black boy are arguing whether god is black or white

So the white boy says:Let's ask god! So the white boy looks at heaven and says GOD! ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE? so GOD says:Well boys I am what I am. So the white boy says:Proved it! GOD is white! So the black boy says:How did you know? The white boy says:Obviously GOD is white because if he was black he would've said:I iz what i iz!

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Is god Black or white?.

Is god Black or white?.

at are you, black or white?"

Soon, dark clouds gather, the wind picks up, lightning is

flashing and this thundering voice replies: "I am what I

am."

The white guy turns to the black and says, "See, I told

you He was white."

"How do you know?" asks the black.

"Because," says the white guy, "If He was black, He would

have said "I is what I is.""

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Racist Joke.

Racist Joke.

White Black Hispanic and Asian man standing on the tallest mountain. Asian man steps up and say ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, Hispanic man steps up and screams ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, black man steps up and yell ''this is for my people'' and grabs the white man and throws him off the mountain.

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WARNING!

(This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ)

There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says, "Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says, "I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says, "See? Told you." "How do you know he's white." "Because, if God were black he would have said, "I iz what I iz."

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A white guy in the elevator...

A white guy in the elevator...

earing that. White guy instantly faints on the floor. It took about 20 minutes for the black guy to wake him up and he shouts:

-Dude are you ok??

- Yeah yeah...I'm fine...just, could you say that again???

- Sure! Says the black guy: Hi. I'm two meters high. Two meters wide. Have a half meter penis and a kilogram per testicle. I'm Turner Brown!

The white guys sighs with relief holding onto his heart...

- thank god...I thought you said turn around...

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