3 guys decide to go mountain climbing

3 guys decide to go mountain climbing.

After a few days of climbing, they finally reach the summit. All of them are in awe of the spectacular beauty they can see from being so high up. One of them men, tired from the trek, decides to sit down. He feels something underneath him. Curious, he pulls it out of the ground and he sees t... read more

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