You think das ist a long time?.
Putin replies, "Ah yes, but Comrade, the vastness and beauty of the Siberian wilderness is such that our soldiers don't leave for 4 years!"
Merkel, being the peace-keeper between the two says "that's impressive for you both..." when she is suddenly cut-off by the surfacing of a WW2-class German U-Boat.
From the top-hatch, an officer emerges. At the site of the government brigade, he salutes and asks "Are ve still vinning die var?!"
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