You think das ist a long time?

You think das ist a long time?.

Obama, Putin and Merkel meet in Hamburg for a private summit, and Merkel decides to break the ice with a nice walk around the lake (Alster).Obama, admiring the foliage, says "you know, in the States, we have forests so vast, that some military training exercises last as long as 2 years."... read more

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You think das ist a long time?.

You think das ist a long time?.

Putin replies, "Ah yes, but Comrade, the vastness and beauty of the Siberian wilderness is such that our soldiers don't leave for 4 years!"

Merkel, being the peace-keeper between the two says "that's impressive for you both..." when she is suddenly cut-off by the surfacing of a WW2-class German U-Boat.

From the top-hatch, an officer emerges. At the site of the government brigade, he salutes and asks "Are ve still vinning die var?!"

credit: non-redditor friend of mine.

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Russian Joke (Obama and Merkel meet in private).

Russian Joke (Obama and Merkel meet in private).

Obama tells Merkel:"Listen, I have three buttons, red, green and yellow. If I press the red button, there is no more China, if I press the yellow button, there is no more Russia, if I press the green button, Europe is gone".Merkel says... "That may be, however, my grandmother had three toil... read more

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Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you...

Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you...

I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?

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Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea.

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air. Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month. Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man y... read more

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Obama, Putin and Merkel discuss their submarines.

Obama, Putin and Merkel discuss their submarines.

HS without refueling."

Merkel opens her mouth to speak, when a submarine rises out of the water. A man opens the hatch and shouts "Heil Hitler! We need fuel!"

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Merkel, Putin and Obama are at a conference.

Merkel, Putin and Obama are at a conference.

submarines can stay underwater for almost 2 weeks!"

Not being able to add to the conversation, Merkel just stared around and whistled a humble tune, when suddendly, a submarine emerged just a short distance from the coastline.

In surprise, Obama, Putin and Merkel halted and looked towards the submarine. They were able to see an elderly man climb out of the hatch whom proceeded to shout: " Heil Hitler, we need gasoline!"

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