Paratroopers from England, Scotland, France and the US were on a plane..

Paratroopers from England, Scotland, France and the US were on a plane...

During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said "Pour la France!" and jumped without the parachute.Th... read more

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Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."

Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.

Next minute an Englishman stands up and says "in the name of England, I'll jump. God save the queen!" And he jumps.

Finally, a big guy stands up and says "I'm from Texas. And in the name of Texas..." he walks to the back of the plane, picks up a Mexican, and throws him from the plane. "Remember the Alamo."

Worst part is, poor little guy was Hawaiian.

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How many successful jumps does a paratrooper have to make before he is ready for combat?

All of them.

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the 4 above are on a plane,malfunction and the plane starts to go downtheres only 1 parachutescotsman (sacrificing himself)bravely shouts "For Scotland!"and jumps outwelshman (also sacrificing himself)shouts "For Wales!"and jumps out!irishman shouts "For Ireland" and ... read more

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A plane is going down and the only way to save it is for some people to jump.

So the stewardess upon instructions from the pilot picks several random people to be sacrificial lambs; a Briton, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and an American. The Briton opens the door and with the scream "God save the Queen" jumps from the plane. The Frenchman says "Vive la France" and jumps. The Ameri... read more

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After a fresh batch of paratroopers complete their first jump, some veterans take them out for a few rounds.They're swapping stories and an old timer says: "Man, I remember the first time I jumped. Made the mistake of being the last one in line. Finally it's my turn, and I look down and free... read more

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His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, 'Buddha oh Buddha!', and you will be saved." The paratrooper jumped, and he got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha!" and a hand came out of the sky and saved him.He then sighed and said, "T... read more

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