Two Friends Hiking

Two Friends Hiking.

One day, two men were hiking on a mountainside. "Hey, I'm gonna take a piss." says the first guy."Yah sure." says the second guy.While the first guy is taking a pee, he gets bit by a venomous snake on his penis."Help!" screams the first guy, "I just got bit by a snake, go and get som... read more

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