U2 are holding a concert in Scotland

U2 are holding a concert in Scotland.

Halfway through the show, as the other band members take a break, Bono takes to the stage and begins clapping his hands. A steady, rythmic clap. He leans into the microphone and addresses the crowd: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies".From somewhere in the crowd, a v... read more

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Thanks, Robin.

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