# Two trees in Scotland

Two trees in Scotland.

Tree 1: I think it's going to rain.Tree 2: How can you tell?Tree 1: I feel it in me Roots!

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Two trees are watching Television.

tree 1 to tree 2: Who are you rooting for?

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##### 2 people are talking after something stressful happens...

2 people are talking after something stressful happens...

Guy 1: "Describe how you are feeling in 1 word." Guy 2: "Good."Guy 1: "Describe how you are feeling in 2 words."Guy 2: "Not good."

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##### So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in here first, and you just went in front of me!" (-1)^1/2 just says, "Hey, man, I'm just following the rules here!"

Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "No, no, no, you idiot, it's *i* before *e* **except** after c!

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##### Q: How is an artificial Christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?

Q: How is an artificial Christmas tree like the fourth root of -68? A: Neither has real roots.

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##### What is a trees favorite drink?

What is a trees favorite drink?

Root beer!