An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were riding in a hot-air balloon

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were riding in a hot-air balloon.

The balloon was about to crash into a mountain, so the pilot says to them, "We need to lose more weight to get clear. One of you has to jump" So the Scotsman says "I do this for the glory of Scotland!" and he jumps out of the basket. But the balloon wasn't high enough yet. "We need to lose m... read more

A Scotsman, an American, and a Mexican...

A Scotsman, an American, and a Mexican are travelling in a hot air balloon when it starts to rapidly lose altitude."Quick!" says the Scotsman, "We need to lose some weight, fast."He throws his case of fine scotch whisky over the side."Why did you do that?" says the American. ... read more

An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub...

"I'm off" says the scotsman, and leaves.

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walked into a bar...

The Englishman and the Welshman didn't like the pub so all three had to leave

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman meet by chance in a tavern. After a brief but vicious scuffle, they all agree to put their differences aside and work together...to beat up the Irishman tending the bar.

Scotsman in a bar.

A Scotsman walks in to a bar there would have been a Welshman, an Englishman and 2 Irishman but they all got into the Euros.

boris johnson,scotsman,welshman,irishman updated.

pushes Johnson out