Two cows were grazing in the meadow

Two cows were grazing in the meadow.

One cow said to the other "are you worried about mad cow disease"The other cow says "why would I be worried about mad cow disease, I'm an airplane"

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Two cows are grazing next to each other in a field...

Two cows are grazing next to each other in a field...

One cow says to the other, "The news is so scary with all this talk of mad cow disease, it really has me worried" The other cow looks over and says ," I'm not worried at all..... I'm a helicopter....."

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What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chic... read more

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Two cows are out grazing in a pasture.

Two cows are out grazing in a pasture.

One turns to the other and says, "Have you heard about this mad cow disease that's going around? Its pretty scary stuff."

The other cow nods and chews its cud thoughtfully. "I suppose it is pretty scary, but it doesn't affect us ducks."

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Two cows are on a field.

Two cows are on a field.

one turns to the other and asks " are you worried about mad cow disease" the other says nope. The first cow, was astonished at the ignorance the other cow was showing and barked "WHY?" the second cow slowly turns and shouts "because I am a helicopter"

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Did you hear about that mad cow disease?.

Did you hear about that mad cow disease?.

A cow to another: "Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!" The other cow: "Good thing I'm a helicopter!"

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Two cows are standing in a field...

Two cows are standing in a field...

One cow turns to the other and says "Daisy, are you worried about catching this 'Mad Cow' disease that's been going around?"The other cow replies "Don't be so stupid Buttercup! I can't catch it because I'm a helicopter!"

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