My aunt’s ex husband used to call her his "meadow muffin" and she thought it was sweet

my aunt’s ex husband used to call her his "meadow muffin" and she thought it was sweet.

until she found out meadow muffin is another phrase for "cow shit".

A guy called his Ex.

A guy called his Ex and told her "I missed you".

The Ex replied "Oh that's sweet, but it's over".

The guy said "Yea I know, but can you please stand closer to the window so I won't miss you again?"

I don't care where we eat!.

buffet." Of which her reply without missing a beat was, "But they won't be serving breakfast by then." With a content smile I offered, "But honey, they'll be muffins, sweet buns and plenty of eggs that need to be scrambled all over!"

A cow roams in the meadow...

She stumbles upon a glove and wonders: "Why is there a bra here ?!"

My aunt Marge..

My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, "I can't believe she's not better.."

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE.

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.We take English fo... read more

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So one of my aunts is African American and ever since Black Panther came out, we all call he Aunt Wakanda (I know ...). Any way, my wife always tries to get my Aunt to go to our Catholic church with us, but my Aunt refuses even though she grew up in the church. We finally asked her why she won’t eve... read more