The BBC does a special on the oldest man in Scotland

The BBC does a special on the oldest man in Scotland.

They arrived for the special and decided to start it off with an interview where they asked him: “What was the best day of your life, Mr MacDonald?” “I was just a wee lad and it was the day village fair, when me ma realised that our sheep had gone missing on the mountains. The whole village sear... read more

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