A doctor from the U.S. is visiting a hospital in Scotland.
the first one, "What are you here for?", and gets the reply, "Oh my luve's like a red red rose." "OK," he thinks, and goes to the next man. "How are they treating you here?" "Wee sleekin' cowrie, tim'rous beastie," says the patient. "Oh, boy, this is weird," says the doctor.
He goes to a third man and asks him how he feels. He gets the answer, "Should auld acquaintance be forgot."
"OK", he asks his guide, "what is this ward?" The director says, "Why, laddie, this is the Burns unit!" Read More