Three heftier women enter a bar and order their drinks. The bartender says, "Y'all have some interesting accents You broads from Scotland?"

Three heftier women enter a bar and order their drinks. The bartender says, "Y'all have some interesting accents. You broads from Scotland?".

They glare at him and one says, "Wales."He says, "Ok... You whales from Scotland?"

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Interesting accents!.

Interesting accents!.

3 hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they're done ordering he says, "What an interesting accent! Are you broads from Scotland?"

One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, "WALES!"

The bartender says, "Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?"

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Interesting accents!.

Interesting accents!.

3 hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they're done ordering he says, "What an interesting accent! Are you broads from Scotland?"One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, "WALES!"The bartender ... read more

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar...

...and sees two obese women having a conversation. He walks up to them and notices they have an accent. He says, "hello ladies, I like your accent is it from Scotland?" One of the women replies, "It's Wales you idiot." The man says to the women, " I'm sorry, hello whales, is your accent from Scotland?"

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Three large girls walk into a bar...

Three large girls walk into a bar...

They sit down at the bar and try to order a drink. The bartender clearly doesn't understand their heavy accents so a man comes over to try and help. The man says, "excuse me, but are you ladies from Scotland?"

They say, "No! Wales, Wales!"

"Oh my apologies! Are you whales from Scotland?"

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An Englishman walks into a pub in London.

An Englishman walks into a pub in London.

As he approaches the bar he hears two women speaking with heavy accents.

"Are you ladies from Scotland?" He asks.

"It's Wales, actually!" One of the woman replies.

"Sorry." says the man "Are you whales from Scotland?"

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So I'm in a bar and two large women with accents walk in and sit down.

So I'm in a bar and two large women with accents walk in and sit down.

I look over to them and say: "hey ladies, nice accents. Are you from Scotland?"

One of the ladies yells: "it's Wales, you idiot!!"

So I said: "Ok, that's cool. Are you two whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much else.

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