2 Old Farmers

2 Old Farmers.

Two old farmers have each 1 big meadow and only 1 sheep.One farmer proposes to remove the fence between their meadows because the sheep are both lonely. The second farmer agrees, however he wonders how they could tell which sheep belongs to whom. The first farmer comes up with the idea ... read more

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A reporter interviews a sheep farmer.

A reporter interviews a sheep farmer.

They are standing next to a large meadow where lots of black and white sheep are being pastured."So how much grass do the sheep eat every day?" asks the reporter."Do you mean black or white sheep?" asks he farmer."Okay, let's say black.""Oh, they eat about ten pounds ... read more

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to t... read more

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I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

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Sheep Farmers.

Sheep Farmers.

There's these two old sheep farmers who have been working on this farm for decades. They hire a new ranch hand and after a few weeks he comes to the old men and is a little nervous. The young ranch hand says "Guys, I don't want to be crass or anything but I haven't been with a woman in a rea... read more

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Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep.

Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred. He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”. “40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”“I know” says Bob. “I rounded th... read more

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