There were these two trees that lived in the middle of a meadow, all by themselves, one, a birch, the other, a beech..

There were these two trees that lived in the middle of a meadow, all by themselves, one, a birch, the other, a beech...

Having nothing much else to do to pass the time, they engaged in frequent conversation with each other about whatever tickled their fancy.Well, one year, a sapling took root between the two trees and having not much else to talk about, they argued about the sapling for years."It's a ... read more

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods....

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech o... read more

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech asks the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?".

The birch says he can not tell. But just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling between the birch and the beech. The birch asks,"Mr. Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of a birch?"The woodpecker takes a test of the small tree and repli... read more

My only good joke... my preacher mother told it to me.

There was a birch tree and a beech tree in a meadow, and they hated each other. They were always trying one-up each other saying things like "My leaves are greener!" "My bark is tougher!" "I'm taller!" etc.Well one day, a fine young sapling sprouted up in the meadow right between the birch t... read more

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech asks the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?".

es,"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into!"

Son of a birch.

A birch tree and a beech tree were standing together in the forest when the noticed a small seedling growing nearby.The birch tree says "ah, that's one of my children, a fine young birch!"The beech tree says "no, that's clearly a beech, One of my many progeny."They ask a pass... read more

Two trees and a woodpecker.

There are two trees next to each other who are arguing over what type of tree is growing between them. One is a birch tree one is a beech tree. The birch believes that the small tree is a son of a birch and the beech tree believes that the small tree is a sin of a beech. A woodpecker fly’s by and th... read more