The Three Rabbit Brothers

The Three Rabbit Brothers.

Once upon a time there were three rabbit brothers named Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot.One day Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot were out in the meadow eating grass. Well Foot ended up eating some bad grass, so Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot took Foot to the hospital. The doctor said "I... read more

How do you know if a rabbit's foot really brings good luck?.

Go ask the three-legged rabbit.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

A Generous Lawyer.

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys says, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer replied, "You're going to love it there... the grass is a foot tall!"

A rabbit escapes a laboratory.

Upon running away he stumbles across a group of rabbits in a field. The leader welcomes him and says 'the outside world isn't like the lab, you can do what you want here, try some of the grass'. The grass tasted like nothing the rabbit had tasted before, it was so refreshing and tasty. He then went ... read more

Why did the muslim man eat grass clippings?.

It was grass Allah mowed

A little boy and his grandfather...

...were walking through a meadow on a beautiful summer day."Grandpa," said the boy, "why is the grass green?"The old man shrugged. "No idea," he grunted.Then the boy asked, "Grandpa, why do the flowers smell so nice?""Beats me," said the old man."Grandpa, wha... read more