A man had died

A man had died.

He found himself standing before the Pearly Gates. He knocked and a friendly-looking old man wit a white beard opened the door and introduced himself as Saint Peter."Come in!" st. Peter said."Do you mean I get to go to heaven?""Yeah, sure" st. Peter Said "Come in. I'll give y... read more

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Saint Peter decides to take a day off work, and Jesus takes his place. St. Peter explains that he should ask any person who comes to the gates a little about themselves before they enter. Then you decide whether or not they should be allowed into heaven.It's a slow day, but most people are a... read more

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Buying a stairway to heaven.

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d is met by St. Pete.

"Well hello Father Jon, nice to see you!" said St. Pete, "You passed life with flying colors, congratulations! Here is your key to the gate."

"Saint Peter!" The Father exclaimed, "Why wasn't I chosen for the other line?!"

"Oh the that's the gate of Modern Day Saints." Saint Peter said while looking over his half moon glasses, "In life you have to pay for Winrar to be processed in that line."

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Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome

to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees Donald Trump. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

Trump looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, Donald."

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Old man Richard goes to bed.

As Richard closed his eyes and dozed off, he suddenly found himself standing in front Heaven's Gates. Stunned in disbelief, Richard approaches Saint Peter in a panic."St. Peter! What happened, why am I in Heaven?""Well Richard, you've passed away in your sleep. From now on, the Gates... read more

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An Irishman, a Greek and a Jew are working on a construction site.

An Irishman, a Greek and a Jew are working on a construction site.

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Jesus and Saint Peter are playing golf...

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