It took Gandhi over a month to cross the Alps barefoot, no washing, worn out, and survived only on garlic. He was a..

It took Gandhi over a month to cross the Alps barefoot, no washing, worn out, and survived only on garlic. He was a...

Super-calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis.

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Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath.

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath.

That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting.

While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting.

super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis

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Have you heard about Gandhi?.

Have you heard about Gandhi?.

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So **tl;dr** Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

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Gandhi's diagnosis.

Gandhi's diagnosis.

Now Gandhi hardly ate a thing, his frame was rather frail But then he'd eat the strangest foods, his breath was often stale And he walked around barefoot, so this was his diagnosis: Super calloused fragile mystic hexxed by halitosis.

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If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries...

If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries...

... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet.

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

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