A hare is running around the forest..
A hare is running around the forest...
Runs, runs, and suddenly he sees a fox, smoking weed. So he stops, and says: "Hey, fox, stop smoking this shit, drugs are bad! Do something for your health instead, come run with with me!" The fox thinks about it for a second, then puts out the joint and comes running with the hare.The run, ... read more
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A monkey is smoking a joint.. (NFSW).
A monkey is smoking a joint.. (NFSW).
A monkey is smoking a joint when rabbit arrives and says: “ Come on monkey leave the joint and go for run with me, its healthier...”A monkey thinks about it and says: “You are right, lets go!”They both start running and after a while they see a zebra preparing some hash. Rabb... read more
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A little rabbit is running through the forest.
when he sees a bear and a wolf smoking a joint. Not knowing what a joint is, he approaches them."What are you doing guys?" the rabbit asks. "Smoking a joint." they said, "Wanna try?". "I can't. Mrs. rabbit is waiting for me." answers the rabbit. "Come on, rabbit. It's gonna be fun.". Rabbit ... read more
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A monkey is smoking a joint.
A monkey is smoking a joint.
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me"So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard ... read more
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The bunny jogging.
A bunny is running through the forest and he meets a hedgehog, who's smoking a joint, so the bunny says: "Hedgehog noo, don't do it, drugs are dangerous, come to run with me in the forest!" The hedgehog convinced by the bunny runs with him.They run and they meet a bluetit w... read more
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