Did you hear about the cow tipper that got attacked by a bull?
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Y'all ever hear the one about the recently married Amish couple? NSFW
Y'all ever hear the one about the recently married Amish couple? NSFW.
After a wonderful ceremony, the Amish groom and his new wife hopped into their buggy and started down the road...After a little while the couple come upon a cattle farm. They see a bull mounting a cow proceeding to fuck. The wife looks to her husband and says, "Honey, what are those cows doi... read more
Read MoreA week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass.
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.” “Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!” “What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend. “I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”
Read MoreTwo cows were grazing in the meadow.
A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.
A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.
ll once per day. It will help with his urge to mate. After a few days, the bull starts to service a few cows, and within a week, every cow on the farm. The bull even breaks through the fence and breeds with all of the neighbor’s cows. He turns into a mating machine. A friend of the farmer asks exactly what the vet gave the bull to cause such a drastic change.
“I don’t know exactly what was in those pills,” the farmer says.
“All I can tell you is they work and they taste like peppermint.”
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