An Englishman and a Frenchman are sitting opposite a beautiful young woman and her mother on a train going through the Alps

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rty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."

The blonde thinks "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast."

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."

The Englishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."

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