Y'all ever hear the one about the recently married Amish couple? NSFW

Y'all ever hear the one about the recently married Amish couple? NSFW.

After a wonderful ceremony, the Amish groom and his new wife hopped into their buggy and started down the road...After a little while the couple come upon a cattle farm. They see a bull mounting a cow proceeding to fuck. The wife looks to her husband and says, "Honey, what are those cows doi... read more

Why is it hard for the Amish to travel?.

Their transit system is a little buggy.

There is rumor of a new "Amish Flu" out of Pennsylvania...

the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.

Have you heard about the possible outbreak of the Coronavirus in the Amish community?.

It was a false alarm, No fever, but people did get a little hoarse and buggy.

Buggy Ride.

An Amish woman is driving her horse and buggy down the road when she gets pulled over."You have a broken reflector on your buggy," says the cop. "But, more important, one of your reins is looped around that part of the horse that I can't mention. Nevertheless, that's cruelty to animals. Have... read more

A police officer pulled over an Amish couple in a buggy.

"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's testicles. That's just inhumane."

"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.

"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."

How do farmers count their cattle?.

With a *cow*culator