The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps

The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps.

I guess he's in haute water now!

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Enjoying the views...

Enjoying the views...

You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?Me: Yes, it was amazing. You: Did you enjoy the views? Me: Mmm...No. You: Why? Me: The Mountains blocked the view.

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An American tourist is riding his mountain bike at breakneck speed down a narrow, twisting trail in the Swiss Alps.

An American tourist is riding his mountain bike at breakneck speed down a narrow, twisting trail in the Swiss Alps.

As he goes to pass a local woman tending to her farm animals in a small field, she turns and yells at him, "PIG!!!!"The guy is a bit stunned, because the Swiss are usually polite and reserved. But he feels offended, and turns his head and yells back at her, "BITCH!!!"As he rounds th... read more

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A rich lady hires an old mountain guide for a climbing trip in the Alps.

A rich lady hires an old mountain guide for a climbing trip in the Alps.

One day, as they cross into Switzerland for more climbing, they are stopped at the frontier by a custom agent. He makes them open their bags and, with Swiss serious and thoroughness, inspects the contents of the lady's bag first.He immediately finds 6 pairs of panties and cries:"Ha! ... read more

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A violinist notices that he can't keep his violin in tune...

A violinist notices that he can't keep his violin in tune...

... so he asks the conductor of his orchestra to help. "Take it to Opporknockety," says the conductor. "He is a violin expert."The violinist packs his things and makes the trek to the Swiss Alps where the expert lives. Sure enough, Opporknockety fixes the problem and the violin sounds great.... read more

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A hippie backpacker from the Swiss Alps was tramping across a farmers field when it got dark.

A hippie backpacker from the Swiss Alps was tramping across a farmers field when it got dark. He asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer agreed but said he would have to sleep in bed with his 18 year old daughter. The farmer told him, "If I catch you molesting my daughter I'll shoot you!" That night the hippie and the farmers daughter got it on and had a great time. The farmer could hear the goings on from the next room. In the morning he opened the door and asked the hippie, "Did you have sex with my daughter?" The hippie was a Jesus freak so he decided to be honest: "Yes, I did. Please forgive me." The farmer took the hippie out back of the house and pointed a shotgun at him. "Ya got any last words, bub?" he asked. The Swiss hippie said, "Yodelayheehoo!" Then the farmer shot him. When the Sheriff arrived, he asked the farmer why he shot the man just for having sex with his daughter. The farmer replied, "Well, I didn't really have a problem with him screwing Bonnie. I was just gonna scare him a little, but when he said, 'Yer 'ol lady too!' that's when I blew his head off."

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A 22 year old man is searching for himself after college.

A 22 year old man is searching for himself after college.

ted and delirious, quickly accepting his fate.

However, just before he is about to turn off his jeep, he spots a large structure in the distance. He drives to it and sees a small green snake standing to the left of a golden lever.

“Hello, my name is Nate,” says the snake. “I am the guardian of the world. If this lever is switched, every living thing on earth will perish. I have protected this lever like my father before me and his father before him and his father before him and his father before him and his...”

“Okay, okay,” says the man. “But, I’m dying, can you help me?”

“Yes,” says Nate, “But in exchange you need to train my son, Marvin.”

“How?” asks the man.

“You must show him all that is beautiful about the world, so he knows the value of protecting it.”

So the man does as he is told and he takes Marvin across all the continents and countries. The young snake see the Alps, and the Great Barrier Reef, and the UN headquarters and all that is beautiful and worth protecting.

The man and Marvin return to Egypt and rent a jeep. As they are approaching Nate’s lever they realize the jeep is out of control.

“I can’t stop it!” says the man, “I’m going to have to hit Nate or the lever!”

In complete panic, the man swerves to the left hitting and killing Nate.

“It’s okay,” says Marvin, “Better Nate than Lever.”

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