An American tourist is riding his mountain bike at breakneck speed down a narrow, twisting trail in the Swiss Alps

An American tourist is riding his mountain bike at breakneck speed down a narrow, twisting trail in the Swiss Alps.

As he goes to pass a local woman tending to her farm animals in a small field, she turns and yells at him, "PIG!!!!"The guy is a bit stunned, because the Swiss are usually polite and reserved. But he feels offended, and turns his head and yells back at her, "BITCH!!!"As he rounds th... read more

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