Enjoying the views..

Enjoying the views...

You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?Me: Yes, it was amazing. You: Did you enjoy the views? Me: Mmm...No. You: Why? Me: The Mountains blocked the view.

The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps.

I guess he's in haute water now!

Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac?.

It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"

Had a great time on my recent holiday to Switzerland. Skiing, alpine views, flirting with blonde Swiss girls....

but the best part was dropping the mother-in-law off at Dignitas.

An American tourist is riding his mountain bike at breakneck speed down a narrow, twisting trail in the Swiss Alps.

As he goes to pass a local woman tending to her farm animals in a small field, she turns and yells at him, "PIG!!!!"The guy is a bit stunned, because the Swiss are usually polite and reserved. But he feels offended, and turns his head and yells back at her, "BITCH!!!"As he rounds th... read more

Two men have been ice fishing

all day. One has had no luck, while the other has pulled out a ton of fish. “What’s your secret?” asks the

unlucky fisherman. “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm,” is the reply. “I’m sorry; what did you say?” “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm.” “I still didn’t understand you.” The lucky fisherman spits something into his hand and says slowly and clearly, “You’ve got to keep your worms warm.”

A rich lady hires an old mountain guide for a climbing trip in the Alps.

One day, as they cross into Switzerland for more climbing, they are stopped at the frontier by a custom agent. He makes them open their bags and, with Swiss serious and thoroughness, inspects the contents of the lady's bag first.He immediately finds 6 pairs of panties and cries:"Ha! ... read more