Two guys go on a Moose Hunt

Two guys go on a Moose Hunt.

They are out in the woods on the first day of the hunt and see a big mature bull moose, after attempting some moose calls for what seemed like forever they eventually went back to camp feeling a little down. So the next day they go back out and try to find this bull moose. After walking around the w... read more

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Two hunters with a cunning plan.

Two hunters with a cunning plan.

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.

Finally they came up with a cunning plan.

They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.

They called again, the bull answered closer to them.

They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him!"

After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"

The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"

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Two hunters with a cunning plan.

Two hunters with a cunning plan.

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a cunning plan.They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of t... read more

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2 guys go moose hunting for the 1st time.

2 guys go moose hunting for the 1st time.

They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need. The clerk helping them out decided to have a little fun with the newbies.CLERK: Best way to hunt a moose is in one of these female moose costumes. You both get in it, make a moose mating call, when the male moose shows up just... read more

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2 guys go moose hunting for the 1st time.

2 guys go moose hunting for the 1st time.

unzip the suit and shoot him. Easy as that.

Guys buy the costume and head out into the woods. After both getting into the same moose costume the guy in back says "OK, now start blowing that mating call thing the guy at the hunting store sold us".

The guy up front blows and blows ... about 5 minutes later they see the largest moose they have ever seen come walking up to them in their moose costume.

Guy in back says "OK, now unzip the suit and lets shoot this thing".

Guy up front says "the zipper is stuck, I can't get it open".

Guy in back asks "So, what the hell are we going to do?"

Guy in front says "I'm going to lean over and start eating some grass but if I were you I'd brace myself".

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Moose hunting {possible repost}.

Moose hunting {possible repost}.

A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week, and warns them that his plane won’t be able to take off with more than one moose.The next week he returns, and sure enough the hunters have bagged two moose. The p... read more

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Two hunters with a cunning plan.

Two hunters with a cunning plan.

he costume and shoot the bull.

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.

They called again, the bull answered closer to them.

They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him!"

After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"

The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"

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