God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels..

God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...

He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?" God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."

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It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.

It's recommended you dress warmly in the Andes Mountains.

That place is Chile.

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A conversation between God and and Angel.

A conversation between God and and Angel.

GOD: They scared enough?

ANGEL: Not yet

GOD: You got Trump running?

ANGEL: Yup

GOD: Hurricane?

ANGEL: Yup

GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.

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God: "8" Angel: "9".

God: "8" Angel: "9".

God:"We shouldn't do this drunk." Angel:"10 lol" God: "15" Angel *mouthful of pizza*: "25" Centipede *tearing up*: "Stop giving me legs, I look stupid!" God: "ONE HUNDRED" Angel: "LMAO"

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[Long] A passenger plane is flying through the Himalayas.

[Long] A passenger plane is flying through the Himalayas.

A passenger plane is flying through the Himalayas. Suddenly, a giant mountain appears. It does not seem like that the plane is able to fly over the mountain.The pilot says: "Dear passengers, please stay calm. Due to exceeding our weight limit, our plane is not flying at our desired altitude.... read more

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God making Adam.

God making Adam.

Angel: What do you call it?

God: A human.

Angel: What does it do?

God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.

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How Scotland was created...

How Scotland was created...

At the beginning of time God was discussing the creation of the world with the angel Gabriel. Leaning back in his golden throne, he told him of his plans for Scotland."Gabriel," said god "I am going to give Scotland towering mountains and magnificent glens resplendent with purple Heather. Re... read more

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