A little boy and his grandfather..

A little boy and his grandfather...

...were walking through a meadow on a beautiful summer day."Grandpa," said the boy, "why is the grass green?"The old man shrugged. "No idea," he grunted.Then the boy asked, "Grandpa, why do the flowers smell so nice?""Beats me," said the old man."Grandpa, wha... read more

A little boy and his grandfather...

...were walking through a meadow on a beautiful summer day.

"Grandpa," said the boy, "why is the grass green?"

The old man shrugged. "No idea," he grunted.

Then the boy asked, "Grandpa, why do the flowers smell so nice?"

"Beats me," said the old man.

"Grandpa, what makes the wind blow?"

"No clue."

"Grandpa," said the boy, "do you mind me asking you all these questions?"

"Of course not," said the old man. "How else will you learn anything?"

Does your dick touch your ass.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enoug... read more

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

A young boy is out fishing with his Grandpa (NSFW).

As they are sitting together, the Grandpa pulls out a cigar from his coat pocket. The boy, around 12 years old, looks over at his Grandpa with a curious gaze. The grandpa then takes out a lighter and ignites the cigar."Grandpa" he says, "Do you think you could let me try that?"The Gr... read more

[nsfw] A boy goes to his grandparents house.

Grandpa and the boy are sitting in the den watching tv. The grandpa takes a hit off of his cigar. Boy: “can I try that grandpa”Grandpa: “does your dick touch your asshole”Boy: “no”Grandpa: “well you can’t try it”A couple hours go by and grandpa is drinking ... read more

The Three Rabbit Brothers.

Once upon a time there were three rabbit brothers named Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot.One day Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot were out in the meadow eating grass. Well Foot ended up eating some bad grass, so Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot took Foot to the hospital. The doctor said "I... read more