Three friends are on a road trip and stop at a motel for the night

Three friends are on a road trip and stop at a motel for the night.

Three friends are on a road trip and stop at a motel for the night. The receptionist tells them there is only 1 room available with 1 bed in it. The guys are exhausted and just decide to share the bed. In the morning, the one who slept on the left side of the bed says "I just had the best dr... read more

Three friends are on a road trip and stop at a motel for the night.

Three friends are on a road trip and stop at a motel for the night. The receptionist tells them there is only 1 room available with 1 bed in it.

The guys are exhausted and just decide to share the bed. In the morning, the one who slept on the left side of the bed says "I just had the best dream last night, a hot girl was giving me a handjob and it felt so real". The one who slept on the right side says "That's weird, I had a similar dream."

They both turn to the friend who slept in the middle and ask him "What about you? Same dream?"

"Nah, I had a dream that I was skiing in the Alps"

A deaf couple are on a road trip.

My deaf professor told me this joke (in sign language) in college:

A deaf couple are on a road trip. The wife signs to the husband that she is tired, and they should look for a motel for the night. The husband pulls over into the next motel, and they reserve a room.

In the middle of the night, the husband wakes up with a splitting headache. He signs to his wife his wife if they have any ibuprofen. The wife groggily replies to check the glove compartment in the car.

The man, half asleep, gets out of bed, walks out to the car, and finds the pills in the glove compartment.

He gets out of the car to make his way back to the room, but immediately forgets which room is his. So he gets back into the car and SLAMS on the horn and holds it.

Little by little, every room in the motel turns on their light. All but one. That's his room!

On a road trip, I remember passing a sign that said ‘Rest Stop 1 Mile’.

I thought to myself, “Wow, that’s really big.”

A man and his family are on a road trip...

They pull into a seedy looking motel for the night. When they go to check in, he sends his family to the room and leans over the counter and says to the attendant:"Sir, I hope all your porn channels are disabled."The man behind the counter looks at him disgustedly and says:"No, t... read more

Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips?.

The BP station.

My trip to the zoo.

I just went to this zoo while on a road trip and it was the worst. It only had 1 animal, a normal house dog.

It was a shitzu