Gleam in your eye

Gleam in your eye.

A couple was walking across the meadows. The girl looked at the guy and shyly asked, "Would you like to hold my hand?" "Uh...well yes." the boy said, "But how did you know?" She said, "By the gleam in your eye." They walked a little further and the girl said, "Would you like to kiss me?"... read more

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Gleam in your eye.

Gleam in your eye.

A couple was walking across the meadows. The girl looked at the guy and shyly asked, "Would you like to hold my hand?"

"Uh...well yes." the boy said, "But how did you know?"

She said, "By the gleam in your eye."

They walked a little further and the girl said, "Would you like to kiss me?"

"Oh, my yes!" replied the boy, "But how did you know?"

She said, "By the gleam in your eye."

As they got to the stream, they sat on a stump, the girl looked at the boy and asked, "Would you like to go all the way with me?"

"Well, oh, my gosh, yes! (gulp) Yes! But how did you know? By the gleam in my eye?" he asked.

"No," replied the girl, "By the tilt in your kilt."

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The young man was on his first date with the new girl.

The young man was on his first date with the new girl. Things were going well. As they rode along in his new car, she turned to him and shyly asked, “Would you like to see where I was operated on?”The young man gulped and said, “Why, sure.””Okay, ” said the girl. ”We’re passing the hospital now.”

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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

> The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!"

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Two cows were grazing in the meadow.

Two cows were grazing in the meadow.

One cow said to the other "are you worried about mad cow disease"The other cow says "why would I be worried about mad cow disease, I'm an airplane"

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One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit up town...

One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit up town...

says,''Yes, how did you know?''

She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.''

So they kissed and kept walking.

A little later the woman askes the man, ''You want to screw me don't you?''

The man says, ''How did you know? By the gleam in my eye?''

The woman says, ''No, by the tilt in your kilt.''

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A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...

A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...

Seeing how nobody else would likely go with them, the boy with the wooden eye asks the girl with the hairy lip, "Would you like to go to Prom with me?". The girl with the hairy lip, surprised and excited says, "Would I!?". "HAIRY LIP", replied the boy.

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