Airplane

Airplane.

A plane is crossing the Alps with fifteen children and a priest when it starts to loose altitdue. The pilot turns on the autopilot and goes to speak to the priest The pilot says "Excuse me Father, but the plane is going to crash"The Priest responds and says "Oh my, what are we going ... read more

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