What's the difference between your mom and the Grand Canyon?

What's the difference between your mom and the Grand Canyon?.

One is a tourist attraction... The other is the Grand Canyon

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A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon.

A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon.

A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon, lost his footing andplunged over the side, clawing and scratching to save himself. After he went out of sight and just before he fell into space, he encountered a scrubby bush which he desperately grabbed with both hands. Filled with terr... read more

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A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

All aboard are lost.

The moral to this episode is: always keep your poles off the right side of the plane.

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A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls." The tourists leap out of their seats and crowd to the windows on the right side. This causes a dynamic imbalance, and the plane violently rolls to the side and crashes into the canyon wall. ... read more

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What's the difference between an American tourist in Mexico and a spanking?.

What's the difference between an American tourist in Mexico and a spanking?.

A spanking rattles the buns, and an American tourist in Mexico battles the runs

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A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon.

A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon.

or, he called out toward heaven, "Is there anyone up there?"

A calm, powerful voice came out of the sky, "Yes, there is."

The tourist pleaded, "Can you help me? Can you help me?"

The calm voice replied, "Yes, I can. What is your problem?"

"I fell over the cliff and am dangling in space holding to a bush that is about to let go. Please help me."

"The voice from above said, "I’ll try. Do you believe?"

"Yes, yes, I believe."

"Do you have faith?"

"Yes, yes. I have strong faith."

The calm voice said, "Well, in that case, simply let loose of the bush and everything will turn out fine."

There was a tense pause, then the tourist yelled, "Is there anyone else up there?"

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While hiking at the Grand Canyon for the first time, my girlfriend was inspired by the view.

While hiking at the Grand Canyon for the first time, my girlfriend was inspired by the view.

She confidently walked up to the edge and she turned to me and said "Ya know, I really want to make a difference. I really want to make an impact on this world."...All she needed was a little push in the right direction.

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