A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam..

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.He turns his attention t... read more

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A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.

The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.

He turns his attention to God as all good priests do and cries

O God! Dam it!

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Where does a beaver priest live?.

Where does a beaver priest live?.

In a God Dam House!

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So a priest goes to the market to buy some dinner...

So a priest goes to the market to buy some dinner...

s dam trout." The priest nods and buys some.

At home, he gives his wife the trout to cook. He asks he if she can bake the dam trout. She gasps and asks him why he just swore, as he's a priest. He tells her about the trout caught at the dam.

At dinner, the priest is eating quietly. To his son, he says, "Can you pass the dam trout?" The son replies, "Now you're talking! Pass the fucking potatoes, dad!"

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A pious man, who had reached the age.

A pious man, who had reached the age.

of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Priest went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Priest asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" ... read more

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Dam Buster?.

Dam Buster?.

Theres an old village in a valley some where with a Dam at one end.One day theres an earthquake and a crack appears in the dam and the village starts to slowly flood.The emergency services and army are called and the village is cleared, other than the village church where the priest ... read more

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We all have that one thing that pushes us over the edge.

We all have that one thing that pushes us over the edge.

Mine was the Grand Canyon Tour Guide

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