A Mishap

A Mishap.

My sister won’t let me hold her baby anymore...Last time I held my sister’s baby, I dropped it. It wasn’t even a big deal, but she started freaking out. It was an accident! Just an accident, no big deal. What happened was, after I was holding the baby and I inevitably dropped it, we start ar... read more

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